That's Not Ironic!

That's Not Ironic! It's only a coincidence Definition Of Irony Both coincidental and contradictory in a humorous or poignant and extremely improbable way A statement that, when taken in context, may actually mean the opposite of what is written literally The use of words expressing something other than literal intention, notably as a form of humor A meaning (often contradictory) concealed behind the apparent meaning of a word or phrase A state of affairs that is the reverse of what was to be expected; a result opposite to and in mockery of the appropriate result.

 

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"One of these days ... a guy is going to come up to you and show you a nice brand-new deck of cards on which the seal is not yet broken, and this guy is going to offer to bet you that he can make the Jack of Spades jump out of the deck and squirt cider in your ear. But, son, do not bet this man, for as sure as you are standing there, you are going to end up with an earful of cider."

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