"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself."
-Peter O'Toole
"Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home."
- Phyllis Diller
"Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome."
-Isaac Asimov
"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months."
-Oscar Wilde
