Tuesday, January 09, 2007

This is for entertainment purposes only.


How to Encourage Vermin in Your Neighbor’s Yard


Sometimes it’s not enough to have the greener grass or newer car when a neighborly enmity goes unchecked; amp up your ammunition and launch a rodent invasion against your antagonistic neighbor, in his own backyard.


STEP 1: Begin your vermin campaign in late summer, when rotting vegetables are abundant. The secret to a rodent invasion (and a rodent invasion done in secret) is to let the vermin come to you. If you build a compost pile with all that rotting vegetation, they will come!

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